
The school setting isn’t really the point films like these get made so that teen audiences - ah, those intense little creatures! - can live out their aggressive, hormone-fueled fantasies that continually chafe (futilely, it seems to them) against the carefully imposed strictures of a traditionalistic, “adults rule” society.


To describe these types of productions (most rating not lower than PG-15 or its equivalent) as being “about high school life” is like saying that Titanic was about the, um, iceberg. The fact that these stories are set on a high school campus lends a patina of harmlessness to the violent scenarios - even though the plot actually has less to do with academics than with a bunch of overgrown kids fond of rearranging each others’ faces and dislocating random body parts as their after-school routine. You need only transplant the barroom brawling and gangsta-mongering from mainstream action flicks into the tamer, more innocuous environs of an educational institution, and voila! – Battlefield High School. Planet Earth is one too, according to John Travolta’s alien Psychlo character from his 2000 intergalactic flop.Īaaand… so is high school, apparently – a premise that has spawned an entire genre of teen action comedy/dramedy on screens big and small. Love is a battlefield, as Pat Benatar lustily declared in her 1983 song. Get a taste of high school action, J- and K-style.

A murder of Crows, a violent eruption of teen superpowers… and oh yes, those epic dogfights in the pelting rain and churning mud.
